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Random Joke Of The Day: Having A Blood Test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.

2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for my urine test!
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